Archive for May 2008

Camouflage

A lot of television program makers go out of their way to disguise the brands of products appearing in their shows.

One not-so-good example of this occurs in Midsomer Murders, where they go to a bit of trouble to cover up the logos on the computers being used. However, in several episodes they use a round sticker to cover the logo on this make and model of computer:

 

Observation

With respect to this earlier Observation, Kylie suggests that the King Size condoms are actually smaller than regular ones.

Outcome

My money’s on Hate.

(Maybe it’s pronounced har-tey, to rhyme with par-tey?)

Urban

Pimp My Stove.

Maze

I’d like to make a video game called Escape from Ikea.

I would welcome offers of a spinoff film franchise.

Competition

What’s the opposite of this?

Mr. Code Monkey works for me.

How about you?

Update: Maybe it’s its own opposite?

Detente

Sue and I have reached an uneasy truce.

I’m willing to concede that the Theists got all the good music.

She’s willing to concede that the Atheists got all the good novels.

We’re willing to split the difference on poetry.

The visual arts and architecture remain in limbo.

Bitch

The Serial Bouquet Pest strikes again!

E0079:R1383:W012:Y1:05% Bitch

Ingredient?

Influx

Over the last 24 hours, I’ve received about 150 hits from the hkcable.com.hk domain.

More spam for me :-(