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There’s white noise, pink noise and brown noise.

Why not black noise?

Update: There is. Bum.

We’ll see you in court, Sweet Sweet Wong!

Update: I guess it’s difficult to represent the two-and-a-half-minutes of thrashing that was Punk as Tic Tacs. 

• History is written by the victors was written by the victors.
• Does enjoys walks on the beach mean something I don’t know? The only thing I can come up with is crumbed sausage.
• Elements from Richard’s singles profile:
  • Enjoys long romantic walks around Coles.
  • Sex? Can take it or leave it. Up to you, really. Make a case.
  • Might or might not enjoy walks on the beach. (Sneaky! Might is the same as might not!)
  • Has a blog. (This might be a deal breaker, so won’t mention it until bonding, if any, has occurred.)