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If Lance Armstrong’s parents had had the surname Boyle, they probably wouldn’t have called him Lance.

It’s been revealed that the construction of Brisbane’s Eastern Busway will not only require the resumption of properties, but will also require the resumption of certain frocks, push-up bras and posh knickers.

A bra, awaiting resumption.

The same a bra as above, except in portrait orientation.

The Complete Corks of William Shakespeare.

The Complete Dorks of William Shakespeare.

The Complete Forks of William Shakespeare.

The Complete Porks of William Shakespeare.

The Complete Storks of William Shakespeare.

The Complete Yorks of William Shakespeare.

If you feel like having your heart ripped out, pick up some Casiotone for the Painfully Alone.

I’m pretty sure that buses are lifts and that planes are lifts, but I’m not sure if trams or ferries are lifts.

Your thoughts?

Within the next six months, there will be a space walk at the International Space Station in order to stop the ISS from falling below the budgetary radar.

I can’t quite see what the ostensible purpose of the space walk will be. Can you?

I recently read that police are being tasered as part of their training so that they know what it feels like on the receiving end of a taser.

I notice that they’re not being shot though.

I’m planning to create my own magazine for the homeless and unemployed to sell that undercuts The Big Issue on price.