Bum
I heard about the “write our next ad” competition run by the Australian Financial Review too late. Here are a couple of entries anyway.
Arse was on a list of proscribed words, so I had to make do.
Etymology
bastard -noun
- A person who is a bastard.
From the Latin bastard, meaning bastard .
Example:
There are lots of bastards in the world and B has been out with most of them.
Matryoshka
Coffee shops in jewelery shops. √
Coffee shops in coffee shops. TBA
Caption Competition
- Already???
- I didn’t see that coming!
Your ideas?
Things You Will Never See on the Web (I)
Non-cute Japanese girls.
Revelation
Dear Anybody-Thinking-of-Producing-a-Quirky-Television-Series-or-Movie-About-How-Alien-and-Weird-it-is-Being-in-a-Band,
Everybody born after 1960 has been in a band, so don’t bother.
Richard
Corporate, Uniform
The Beigeberry
Counterfactual
If Lance Armstrong’s parents had had the surname Boyle, they probably wouldn’t have called him Lance.
The Price of Progress
It’s been revealed that the construction of Brisbane’s Eastern Busway will not only require the resumption of properties, but will also require the resumption of certain frocks, push-up bras and posh knickers.
A bra, awaiting resumption.
The same a bra as above, except in portrait orientation.